Comments on: Worldwake Delayed in China. You’ll Never Guess Why.

By: ggodo

ggodo — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 22:26:52 +0000

*Applause*

By: Megido

Megido — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 03:44:10 +0000

Dude, text speak ftw.

But yeah, good one, Ed. I gotta admit I wouldn’t have seen that coming.

By: Ryk Perry

Ryk Perry — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 22:12:01 +0000

Nice Ed. I LOLed. and I hate text speak.

By: Ed Grabianowski

Ed Grabianowski — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 21:47:12 +0000

But in this case, we need Wizards Off the Coast.

By: silentstriderm

silentstriderm — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 21:28:45 +0000

Way too complicated Ed, why not just get one of those guys to cast Burning Hands or something? I mean they work at Wizards of the Coast, they must be Wizards right?

By: Ed Grabianowski

Ed Grabianowski — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 20:59:56 +0000

What we really need is some kind of Rube Iceberg device.

I propose a hand crank that turns a turntable, pushing an old boot to kick a bowling ball down a slide into a bucket which falls past a book of matches, igniting them, lighting a fuse that sets off a bottle rocket that hits a hot air balloon, deflating it and causing it to crash on the iceberg, dumping a massive bucket of black paint over it. Then the black paint will absorb heat from the sun and melt the iceberg.

By: Megido

Megido — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 20:38:00 +0000

You should be PUNched in the neck for those.

By: ggodo

ggodo — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 18:39:59 +0000

Truly a chilling prospect. I would hate for that to freze me out of the worldwake prerelease.

By: silentstriderm

silentstriderm — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 18:34:48 +0000

I can just picture it now… news footage of baby seals covered in magic cards while volunteers gently try to scrub them all off.

By: Megido

Megido — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 18:23:01 +0000

I got nothin’…

By: Ryk Perry

Ryk Perry — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 15:20:14 +0000

I wanna know what was going on at the same time as the pre release and release parties that was such a muck up to the evil wizard’s plan that he resorted to conjuring a giant icecube to delay the event?

By: mordicai

mordicai — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 12:05:26 +0000

I also cracked up. You know, I feel like a lot of gamers (especially High School age) are sort of Libertarians– hows THIS to a reason why you should let “big government” step in to moderate environmental emissions? Global Warming ruined your magic tournament!

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 09:13:07 +0000

Wow. That’s leaving 0.03 of your readers in the cold.